The Kingdom of Womble 2292 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.207 billion Womble 2292ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.0%.

The strong Womble 2292ian economy, worth 489 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 53,202 florins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 342,894 per year while the poor average 3,335, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2292's national animal is the falcon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Womble 2292 is ranked 229,638^th in the world and 3,522^nd in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.